(well, the house is a rockin’, don’t bother knockin…yadda yadda yadda come on in)
Just goes to show that,
If the house is a rockin’
Don’t come a knockin’
I’ll be here all week folks!
Actually, that was barely a joke at all.
Oh Hog, you may want to schedule some counseling for Monday (after I beat your ass) because not only is my constituency increasing, but my fantasy football team will finally wake up this year.
It will be like your Mighty Mallards got f*cked by a train.
Anyway, here’s the lineup that will do the f*ckin’
[CUE: Terminator 2 theme]
QB Mike Vick… which sucks
RB Duece McCalister….
RB Lee Suggs… the name alone makes ya wanna wet yourself
WR Chris Chambers…. Yeah that sucks too
TE Tony Gonzalez
K Adam Viniteri
And my saving grace
WR David Terrell… actually that’s kind of pathetic.
Last week I went--How bout you just nevermind about what happened last week!
Overall I’m (36-36)
Carolina at Philadelphia, 1:00 pm
I’m really starting to get annoyed with Carolina, last years NFC champ. I drafted their defense and it’s been suckin’ grade A ass this whole year. This is one of those crazy matchups that usually get its’ share of surprises.
Eagles 21 Carolina 20
Green Bay at Detroit, 1:00 pm
Yeah, Green Bay sucks and that is almost as good as winning Vikings season. Brett Farve sucks in domes and this year he sucks altogether. So in this game, he’s gonna be extra super sucky.
Lions 28 Pack 14
Kansas City at Jacksonville, 1:00 pm
Jacksonville may end up doing something offensively. Hog, just because you have Fred Taylor doesn’t mean you absolutely have to play him.
Jacksonville 21 Chiefs 17
San Diego at Atlanta, 1:00 pm
This is a pretty damn good matchup. Nothing more than I can say about that.
Chargers 27 Falcons 20
San Francisco at N.Y. Jets, 1:00 pm
Seems that the 49ers have a biotch of a schedule. Who are they playing next week, ’85 Bears? Not that the Jets are comparable to the Bears or any other historically great team.
Jets 35 49ers 24
Denver at Oakland, 4:15 pm
Another one of them crazy rivalry games. Too bad that the AFC west sucks colossal ass.
Broncos 24 Raiders 20
Cincinnati at Cleveland, 1:00 pm
It’s gotta be the Browns. It’s just gotta be, right?
Browns 28 Bengals 17
Houston at Tennessee, 1:00 pm
Ya know, I’m in a Texan kind of mood today. Yeah, I think the Houston Dallas team will win.
Houston 30 Titans 21
Miami at Buffalo, 1:00 pm
What a turd of a game this is. It’s all going to come down to who sucks more and Miami sucks more.
Bills 21 Dolphins 3
Seattle at New England, 1:00 pm
This is a nice matchup eh? The Patriots will finally lose. If any team is going to beat them, Seattle is the team
Seahawks 24 Patriots 14
Washington at Chicago, 1:00 pm
Yuck. Chicago will win this dump of a game
Bears 31 Redskins 17
Pittsburgh at Dallas, 4:15 pm
Pittsburgh may end up being my sleeper pick for the Super Bowl, but I’ll tell you that in January. If you care that is.
Steelers 27 Cowboys 20
Tampa Bay at St. Louis, 9:00 pm
Another great Monday Night Football matchup. Does anyone even watch MNF?
Rams 35 Bucs 17
Minnesota at New Orleans, 8:30 pm
Yeah Boi! The Vikes proved me wrong last week. I hope they don’t this week. I mean how can they. I guess if Daunte Culpepper gets injured then maybe.
Vikes 27 Saints 24
Have a hap-hap-happy ass weekend