Vancouver might be just my kind of town
'Cause they don't need the kind of law and order
That tends to keep a good man underground
The media is getting a tad bit ridiculous in terms of the Minnesota Vikings. Yes they are the most dysfunctional team at the moment and yes they seem to always find their way into trouble but this latest bit of “news” is barely even news.
So Zygi made a profanity laced tirade at the players. And that is surprising…how? I think there are many fans out there that side with Wilf on this one. He’s the one who paid 625 million dollars on this team filled with complete morons. I wouldn’t expect anything less than a speech shouted out with a bunch of “YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING RETARDS!” haphazardly thrown in. At least the public wouldn’t be exposed to such a tirade. At least Wilf knows what to do behind closed doors.
Then a former player said that Tice threatened his players by fighting them at the end of last season.
If anything this is hilarious. Can you imagine this,
“IF ANYONE DISAGREES WITH ME, YOU’LL HAVE TO GET A PIECE OF ME FIRST and don’t even think about it because I’m totally jacked right now.”
Again, that’s barely news. It’s just the national media and former players that are trying to throw shit at a fan.
That’s another thing, the “former” player, who the hell is it? When Tice was found for scalping tickets there as a former player involved with spilling the beans. A former player told about last years boating trip. A former player spoke about Tice’s threats last year. Who is this annoying former player?
Hmmm, I remember when Tice and Kelly Campbell were at loggerheads over end zone celebrations a while back. Campbell, after almost every team touchdown (gee those were the days) would run into the end zone-from the sideline-and partake in some extravagant dance. Tice publicly said he didn’t care for that and Campbell said he didn’t care what Tice had to say.
Then this year Campbell had his 4th string WR spot taken by Koren Robinson before the season started. The team went out of their way to sign Robinson after cutting him, resigning, cutting, and finally resigning him again for contractual reasons. I wonder if there is any bad blood between the Viking’s and Kelly “it is what it is” Campbell? What the hell do I know anyway? Nothing of course.
Kansas City @ Miami
Ah… Chiefs? I’m so glad I didn’t draft Tony Gonzalez. Woah that guy sucks this year.
Chiefs 24 Dolphins 13
Detroit @ Cleveland
Yuck. Browns I guess
Browns 20 Lions 13
Indianapolis @ Houston
What the hell is going on here? We have two weeks of really decent matchups and now we have this crap?
Colts 31 Texans 12
New Orleans @ St. Louis
For the love of god, 0-4 already, NFL
Rams 28 Saints 24
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati
Finally, a decent game. Actually this seems like an excellent match up with the Bengals being at home. Pittsburgh is awesome though.
Steelers 24 Bengals 23
San Diego @ Philadelphia
Yeah, this is what I’m talking about. Another damn good game. Unfortunatly LT will run all over the Eagles.
LT 34 Eagles 17
San Francisco @ Washington
Bwahahahahaah I hope Santana gets 250 yards receiving. That and Portis getting a touchdown for once this year.
Redskins 35 49ers 24
Dallas @ Seattle
Hmmm yeah I like this one as well. Sean Alexander Vs. the Cowboys defense. Sean wins.
Sean 24 Cowboys 13
Baltimore @ Chicago
BLAAHAWHWAHAHAHAHAH *cleans up leftover vomit on lips* BLP…BLAABP BLBBBBLAAAWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBLAHBLAHBLAH.
Ravens 6 Bears 3
Buffalo @ Oakland
I’m gonna have to say Raiders because the Bills QB absolutely sucks.
Raiders 31 Bills 17
Denver @ NY Giants
Eli needs to throw some more interceptions for me in this game. Perhaps some stupid throws to the sidelines that gets taken the other way.
Broncos 28 Giants 27
Tennessee @ Arizona
Ugh, back on the crap wagon. I don’t know, Titans I guess.
Titans 24 Cardinals 20
NY Jets @ Atlanta
Yuck, Falcons and get done with it already.
Falcons 28 Jets 10
Green Bay @ Minnesota
*head in hands* This is what it’s come down to. How the hell could two 1-4 teams seem so different? One report said it best when they said that the loser of this game should probably get together and shoot themselves. If the Vikings lose they’ll be 1-5 and had just got beaten by the Packers. If the Packers lose, they just got beaten by the dysfunctional Vikings.
Then, how will the home crowd react to the Vikings? Actually, there may be more Packer fans at this game with how bad things have gotten. This is definitely the ugliest game of the week.
Now if I’m going to be honest, objective, and realistic I-and I can’t believe I’m saying this-have to say that the Packers may not only win but spank the hell out of this team in the dome. These two teams were playing against each other in the playoffs last January and now here they are, arguably the two worst teams in the league. God damn it, it really pains me to write this but…
Packers 34 Vikings 17
For the love of god guys, prove me wrong.
chart to come later...
|Kansas City @ Miami||Dolphins||Chiefs||Chiefs||Chiefs||Chiefs|
|Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati||Bengals||Bengals||Steelers||Bengals||Steelers|
|Detroit @ Cleveland||Browns||Browns||Browns||Browns||Browns|
|San Francisco @ Washington||Redskins||Redskins||Redskins||Redskins||Redskins|
|New Orleans @ St. Louis||Rams||Rams||Rams||Rams||Rams|
|San Diego @ Philadelphia||Eagles||Eagles||Eagles||Chargers||Chargers|
|Dallas @ Seattle||Seakawks||Cowboys||Cowboys||Cowboys||Cowboys|
|Tennessee @ Arizona||Cards||Titans||Cards||Cards||Titans|
|Denver @ NY Giants||Giants||Broncos||Broncos||Giants||Broncos|
|Baltimore @ Chicago||Bears||Bears||Ravens||Ravens||Ravens|
|Buffalo @ Oakland||Raiders||Bills||Bills||Bills||Raiders|
|NY Jets @ Atlanta||Falcons||Falcons||Falcons||Falcons||Falcons|
|Green Bay @ Minnesota||Vikings(?)||Packers||Packers||Packers||Packers|