Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
I must say that I am pretty disappointed in my apatite. At first I filled my plate full of ham, turkey, corn, and of course mashed potos and gravy. I devoured that went right for some more potos and gravy. I ate and then the unthinkable, I was full. I hit my belly and walked to the bathroom to scream at my body but it was a no-go. I only had enough room for one slice of pumpkin pie.
There was one more scoop of mashed potos left and before we saran wrapped that little bitch my Mom looked at me like, “Please finish this ridiculous scoop of potatoes that you left.” and I just bowed my head in shame.
Uh… I kinda forgot about those Thanksgiving games so… forget about them. They never happened.
Baltimore @ Cincinnati
I bet the Bengals are pissed after losing that shoot-out to the Colts.
Bengals 35 Ravens 13
St. Louis @ Houston
Rams 21 Texans 17
Carolina @ Buffalo
Bills suck ass. Get a real quarterback in there.
Panthers 27 Bills 17
San Francisco @ Tennessee
Titans 24 49ers 20
New England @ Kansas City
The Chiefs play damn well at home. It’s about time the Patriots lose again.
Chiefs 24 Patriots 20
Chicago @ Tampa Bay
Since the Bears beat the Panthers, everyone’s awe switched from the Panthers to the Bears right after that win.
Bears 20 Bucs 13
San Diego @ Washington
Redskins officially suck now.
Chargers 31 Redskins 17
Miami @ Oakland
I’m done picking the fucking Dolphins.
Raiders 28 Dolphins 17
Jacksonville @ Arizona
Jaguars 24 Cards 10
NY Giants @ Seattle
Now if the Seahawks lose the NFC will completely be fucked up.
Seattle 27 Giants 23
Green Bay @ Philadelphia
Bwahahahahaha the Packers suck
Eagles 21 Packers 20
New Orleans @ NY Jets
Oh my sweet lord, what a crapper this is.
Saints 24 Jets 13
Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis
I gotta go with the Colts here because it seems like the Colts are going to want to prove a point. I really want these guys to go 16-0 just to stick it too those old assholes from the ‘72 Miami team. Assholes
Colts 23 Steelers 20
Cleveland @ Minnesota
Could it be? Could it be that the Vikings win and sport a 6-5 record???? CAN IT HAPPEN? Just the thought gives me a great big smile. I think they pull it out though.
Vikings 27 Browns 24
I finally filled in the table from last week and here’s the one from this week. Damn Hannes.
|Baltimore @ Cincinnati||Ravens||Bengals||Bengals||Bengals|
|St. Louis @ Houston||Texans||Rams||Rams||Rams|
|Carolina @ Buffalo||Bills||Panthers||Panthers||Panthers|
|San Francisco @ Tennessee||Titans||49ers||49ers||Titans|
|New England @ Kansas City||Chiefs||Patriots||Patriots||Chiefs|
|Chicago @ Tampa Bay||Bears||Bucs||Bucs||Bears|
|San Diego @ Washington||Chargers||Chargers||Chargers||Chargers|
|Miami @ Oakland||Dolphins||Raiders||Raiders||Raiders|
|Jacksonville @ Arizona||Cards||Jaguars||Jaguars||Jaguars|
|NY Giants @ Seattle||Giants||Giants||Seahawks||Seahawks|
|Green Bay @ Philadelphia||Packers||Packers||Eagles||Eagles|
|New Orleans @ NY Jets||Saints||Saints||Jets||Saints|
|Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis||Colts||Colts||Steelers||Colts|
|Cleveland @ Minnesota||Browns||Vikings||Vikings||VIKINGS|