Every one will suffer the fire we've made
They all explode just the same
And there's no going back on the plans we've made
I must admit I think I may have been stumbling into geniuscity when I thought of a burrito made out of a Totinoes party pizza. For some odd reason the idea of taking those ultra cheap “pizzas” and throwing a bunch of crap inside may end up being delicious.
Lets see what I can do.
Iron Chef Boof style
The Magical Boof Burrito (PATENT PENDING)
1-party pizza (any kind)
A bunch of REAL sausage
1-can of gravy (or barbeque sauce)
1-bag of Colby jack shredded cheese (or whatever cheese you like)
1-Sunday newspaper (for the mess)
Then just throw all that onto the baked pizza and roll the pizza around it. Actually you could throw whatever you want on top of the pizza and you could have a fantastic disaster.
No doubt it would leave a mark and it would have you screaming on the thunder bucket, but god damn, it kinda sounds good.
Because I am such an innovator in demexicanizing Mexican food, I’m in the process of coming up with an ice cream burrito.
Carolina @ Tampa Bay
What the fuck? Tampa loses to the 49ers 15-10? I guess Chris Simms sucks ass. In that case Carolina goes off on them
Panthers 31 Bucs 10
Houston @ Jacksonville
Jacksonville’s defense alone will win this game.
Jags 24 Texans 6
Cincinnati @ Baltimore
What a wild card the Ravens are. They’ll lose to the damn Browns but then put up a competitive game against the Steelers.
Bengals 24 Ravens 13
Atlanta @ Miami
My upset special of the week. I have faith in the dolphins and none in Michael Vick.
Dolphins 21 Falcons 17
San Diego @ NY Jets
Jets don’t have a prayer.
Chargers 48 Jets 20
Tennessee @ Cleveland
Damn, perhaps the AFC south and the NFC north should pool their resources.
Titans 31 Browns 24
Oakland @ Kansas City
Oooooh this could be fun.
Chiefs 38 Raiders 28
Seattle @ Arizona
Chone Alexander runs over everyone.
Chone 35 Cards 7
Chicago @ New Orleans
Bears have won three in a row and SOMEONE has to lead the North.
Bears 20 Saints 6
NY Giants @ San Francisco
It pains me to say this but Eli should have an absolute monster day in this one. It wont even be funny.
Giants 42 49ers 9
Pittsburgh @ Green Bay
May as well be the badgers in Lambeau.
Steelers 27 Packers 21
Philadelphia @ Washington
I think the Eagles are overrated and I think the Skins will come out pissed off that they were shut out last week.
Redskins 27 Eagles 17
Indianapolis @ New England
Patriots just keep getting lucky and so does MNF. Not a bad matchup for a change.
Colts 30 Patriots 22
Detroit @ Minnesota
Arrrgh. Brad Johnson Vs. Joey Harrington. Yuck. If anything the Vikings have actually been competitive at home. I can’t take it anymore. I’m calling it. A VIKINGS WIN!!!!
Vikings 18 Lions 17
Last week Ron kicked all our asses in picks.
|Carolina @ Tampa Bay||Panthers||Panthers||Panthers||Panthers|
|Houston @ Jacksonville||Texans||Jaguars||Jaguars||Jaguars|
|Cincinnati @ Baltimore||Ravens||Bengals||Ravens||Bengals|
|Atlanta @ Miami||Falcons||Falcons||Falcons||Dolphins|
|San Diego @ NY Jets||Chargers||Chargers||Chargers||Chargers|
|Tennessee @ Cleveland||Titans||Titans||Titans||Titans|
|Oakland @ Kansas City||Chiefs||Raiders||Chiefs||Chiefs|
|Seattle @ Arizona||Cards||Seahawks||Seahawks||Seakawks|
|Chicago @ New Orleans||Bears||Bears||Bears||Bears|
|NY Giants @ San Francisco||Giants||Giants||Giants||Giants|
|Pittsburgh @ Green Bay||Packers||Steelers||Steelers||Steelers|
|Philadelphia @ Washington||Redskins||Redskins||Redskins||Redskins|
|Indianapolis @ New England||Colts||Colts||Patriots||Colts|
|Detroit @ Minnesota||Vikings||Vikings||Vikings||VIKINGS!|