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Friday, December 30, 2005

New Years Picks

Yesterday lost your way
Still looking for an answer
I'm the one who holds the key


It’s all come down to this last week.

Hannes as actually edged me out by one game and now we’re into NFL garbage time, so some of these games will be a little hard to predict.

Winner of the year long pick-a-thon will get…the salsa that’s been in my fridge for about two months and whatever dignity you can scrape up from this blog.

That being said, BRING IT!!!

Picks

Denver @ San Diego
It’s just too bad for the Chargers because I honestly think they could easily beat all the teams in the NFC. They could be the best team not to make the playoffs ever. Have you seen their schedule? It’s like they’re the Florida State of the NFL.
Chargers 24 Broncos 20

NY Giants @ Oakland
If there was a weakness in the NFL it’s the last weeks of the year. There will come a years where all teams will clinch what they need to clinch and week 17 will be as worthless as watching the Pro Bowl. There has to be a way to change this in some way.
Giants 21 Raiders 10

Miami @ New England
New England isn’t playing for anything and Miami is sure turning some heads. I’m going to take Miami because they’ll actually try.
Dolphins 27 Patriots 17

Buffalo @ NY Jets
What the hell happened last week with the Bills beating the Bengals in a non-worthless game? That was crazy.
Bills 24 Jets 20

Detroit @ Pittsburgh
Steelers actually have something to play for. Steelers run all over the Lions in an almost worthless game.
Steelers 31 Lions 8

New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
This does seem to have upset written all over it, but I think Tampa will beat the Saints just because it’s in Tampa. I’m sure the Saints will pack it in and run away from this season as fast as they can.
Bucs 20 Saints 17

Baltimore @ Cleveland
Kyle Boller is the new Jesus according to ESPN Sunday Night Football. Oh I can’t wait until next year when ESPN hypes the living hell out of their weekly worthless matchup. Baltimore does seem to be pretty good though.
Ravens 28 Browns 20

Carolina @ Atlanta
I must say that I think the Falcons will upset.
Falcons 24 Panthers 17

Arizona @ Indianapolis
Are they seriously going to play this game?
Colts 34 Cards 16

Cincinnati @ Kansas City
I think Seattle could beat Kansas City but they would still be a #2 seed in the NFC.
KC because they have something to play for.
Chiefs 38 Bengals 27

Seattle @ Green Bay
Favre will dazzle and give a good fare well. Yay (clap………..clap)
Packers 27 Seahawks 21

Tennessee @ Jacksonville
No one ever talks about the Jaguars despite them having a 11-4 record in the AFC. That’s a little ridiculous.
Jaguars 31 Titans 18

Houston @ San Francisco
In terms of the Reggie Bush sweepstakes, I can just hear the play-by-play:

And here’s the kickoff, caught on the goalline by X and he runs it up to the 5 and…turns around into the end zone? He just gave the opposition a safety!
And it just goes back and forth until the last team scores a safety.

Or,
And Carr drops back where he is…almost met by the lineman who just stands there, unguarded looking at David Carr.

Carr: Oh nooooo I-AM-GOING-TO-BE SACKED-aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
DE: UH oh-DAVID-CARR-IS-TOO-ELUSIVE-FOR-ME-aaaaaaaaaaaah (and he dives right front of Carr.)

Or,
Carr: Okay go ahead an sack me now.
DE: Ah no go ahead and throw the ball. Your receiver is wide open.
Carr: In that case I’m going to take the safety (and starts running backwards)
DE: Oh no you don’t !

I honestly can’t believe that the fans would want their team to lose just for a higher draft pick. That’s completely ridiculous. I know the guy looks great in college but please, it’s college. Bush could be good in the NFL but playing the Oregon defense is a lot different than playing even San Francisco’s defense. Most first pick running backs end up being busts too. I’ll believe the hype when I see it.
Texans 27 49ers 17

Washington @ Philadelphia
Redskins all the way. The best team in the NFC as of right now.
Redskins 23 Eagles 13

Chicago @ Minnesota
Grrrrrrr It could’ve been the biggest game all year. Instead it’s just a glorified preseason game. I’m thinking of making a sign since I’ll be sitting right behind the right goalposts. I’ll be in row 22 for those that watch. God damn Vikings. It should also be the last game for Mike Tice.
Vikings 34 Bears 24

St. Louis @ Dallas
The Rams got swept by the 49ers and nearly lost to the Texans? Bwahahahhahaha that’s horrible!
Cowboys 27 Rams 20

Ron and Hannes won last week…..pfff whatever.

Speaking of which, thanks to Eric, Hannes, Aliekat, and Ron for a fun year of doing picks. It’s been fun




Week 17
EricHannesAliecat46,XYBoof
Denver @ A Whale's Vagina
Broncos
Chargers

Broncos
Chargers
NY Giants @ Oakland
Raiders
Giants

Giants
Giants
Miami @ New England
Dolphins
Patriots

Patriots
Dolphins
Buffalo @ NY Jets
Bills
Bills

Jets
Bills
Detroit @ Pittsburgh
Steelers
Steelers

Steelers
Steelers
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
Bucs
Bucs

Bucs
Bucs
Baltimore @ Cleveland
Ravens
Browns

Browns
Ravens
Carolina @ Atlanta
Falcons
Panthers

Panthers
Falcons
Arizona @ Indianapolis
Colts
Colts

Colts
Colts
Cincinnati @ Kansas City
Bengals
Chiefs

Chiefs
Chiefs
Seattle @ Green Bay
Seahawks
Packers

Packers
Packers
Tennessee @ Jacksonville
Titans
Jaguars

Jaguars
Jaguars
Houston @ San Francisco
Texans
Texans

49ers
Texans
Washington @ Philadelphia
Redskisn
Redskins

Redskins
Redskins
Chicago @ Minnesota
Vikings
Bears

Vikings
Vikings
St. Louis @ Dallas
Rams
Cowboys

Cowboys
Cowboys
Last Week(9-7)(11-5)(0-0)(9-7)(10-6)
Overall(120-116)(147-89)(8-8)(124-113)(146-90)

1 comment:

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