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Friday, December 30, 2005

New Years Picks

Yesterday lost your way
Still looking for an answer
I'm the one who holds the key


It’s all come down to this last week.

Hannes as actually edged me out by one game and now we’re into NFL garbage time, so some of these games will be a little hard to predict.

Winner of the year long pick-a-thon will get…the salsa that’s been in my fridge for about two months and whatever dignity you can scrape up from this blog.

That being said, BRING IT!!!

Picks

Denver @ San Diego
It’s just too bad for the Chargers because I honestly think they could easily beat all the teams in the NFC. They could be the best team not to make the playoffs ever. Have you seen their schedule? It’s like they’re the Florida State of the NFL.
Chargers 24 Broncos 20

NY Giants @ Oakland
If there was a weakness in the NFL it’s the last weeks of the year. There will come a years where all teams will clinch what they need to clinch and week 17 will be as worthless as watching the Pro Bowl. There has to be a way to change this in some way.
Giants 21 Raiders 10

Miami @ New England
New England isn’t playing for anything and Miami is sure turning some heads. I’m going to take Miami because they’ll actually try.
Dolphins 27 Patriots 17

Buffalo @ NY Jets
What the hell happened last week with the Bills beating the Bengals in a non-worthless game? That was crazy.
Bills 24 Jets 20

Detroit @ Pittsburgh
Steelers actually have something to play for. Steelers run all over the Lions in an almost worthless game.
Steelers 31 Lions 8

New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
This does seem to have upset written all over it, but I think Tampa will beat the Saints just because it’s in Tampa. I’m sure the Saints will pack it in and run away from this season as fast as they can.
Bucs 20 Saints 17

Baltimore @ Cleveland
Kyle Boller is the new Jesus according to ESPN Sunday Night Football. Oh I can’t wait until next year when ESPN hypes the living hell out of their weekly worthless matchup. Baltimore does seem to be pretty good though.
Ravens 28 Browns 20

Carolina @ Atlanta
I must say that I think the Falcons will upset.
Falcons 24 Panthers 17

Arizona @ Indianapolis
Are they seriously going to play this game?
Colts 34 Cards 16

Cincinnati @ Kansas City
I think Seattle could beat Kansas City but they would still be a #2 seed in the NFC.
KC because they have something to play for.
Chiefs 38 Bengals 27

Seattle @ Green Bay
Favre will dazzle and give a good fare well. Yay (clap………..clap)
Packers 27 Seahawks 21

Tennessee @ Jacksonville
No one ever talks about the Jaguars despite them having a 11-4 record in the AFC. That’s a little ridiculous.
Jaguars 31 Titans 18

Houston @ San Francisco
In terms of the Reggie Bush sweepstakes, I can just hear the play-by-play:

And here’s the kickoff, caught on the goalline by X and he runs it up to the 5 and…turns around into the end zone? He just gave the opposition a safety!
And it just goes back and forth until the last team scores a safety.

Or,
And Carr drops back where he is…almost met by the lineman who just stands there, unguarded looking at David Carr.

Carr: Oh nooooo I-AM-GOING-TO-BE SACKED-aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
DE: UH oh-DAVID-CARR-IS-TOO-ELUSIVE-FOR-ME-aaaaaaaaaaaah (and he dives right front of Carr.)

Or,
Carr: Okay go ahead an sack me now.
DE: Ah no go ahead and throw the ball. Your receiver is wide open.
Carr: In that case I’m going to take the safety (and starts running backwards)
DE: Oh no you don’t !

I honestly can’t believe that the fans would want their team to lose just for a higher draft pick. That’s completely ridiculous. I know the guy looks great in college but please, it’s college. Bush could be good in the NFL but playing the Oregon defense is a lot different than playing even San Francisco’s defense. Most first pick running backs end up being busts too. I’ll believe the hype when I see it.
Texans 27 49ers 17

Washington @ Philadelphia
Redskins all the way. The best team in the NFC as of right now.
Redskins 23 Eagles 13

Chicago @ Minnesota
Grrrrrrr It could’ve been the biggest game all year. Instead it’s just a glorified preseason game. I’m thinking of making a sign since I’ll be sitting right behind the right goalposts. I’ll be in row 22 for those that watch. God damn Vikings. It should also be the last game for Mike Tice.
Vikings 34 Bears 24

St. Louis @ Dallas
The Rams got swept by the 49ers and nearly lost to the Texans? Bwahahahhahaha that’s horrible!
Cowboys 27 Rams 20

Ron and Hannes won last week…..pfff whatever.

Speaking of which, thanks to Eric, Hannes, Aliekat, and Ron for a fun year of doing picks. It’s been fun




Week 17
EricHannesAliecat46,XYBoof
Denver @ A Whale's Vagina
Broncos
Chargers

Broncos
Chargers
NY Giants @ Oakland
Raiders
Giants

Giants
Giants
Miami @ New England
Dolphins
Patriots

Patriots
Dolphins
Buffalo @ NY Jets
Bills
Bills

Jets
Bills
Detroit @ Pittsburgh
Steelers
Steelers

Steelers
Steelers
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
Bucs
Bucs

Bucs
Bucs
Baltimore @ Cleveland
Ravens
Browns

Browns
Ravens
Carolina @ Atlanta
Falcons
Panthers

Panthers
Falcons
Arizona @ Indianapolis
Colts
Colts

Colts
Colts
Cincinnati @ Kansas City
Bengals
Chiefs

Chiefs
Chiefs
Seattle @ Green Bay
Seahawks
Packers

Packers
Packers
Tennessee @ Jacksonville
Titans
Jaguars

Jaguars
Jaguars
Houston @ San Francisco
Texans
Texans

49ers
Texans
Washington @ Philadelphia
Redskisn
Redskins

Redskins
Redskins
Chicago @ Minnesota
Vikings
Bears

Vikings
Vikings
St. Louis @ Dallas
Rams
Cowboys

Cowboys
Cowboys
Last Week(9-7)(11-5)(0-0)(9-7)(10-6)
Overall(120-116)(147-89)(8-8)(124-113)(146-90)

Thursday, December 29, 2005

My Fridge

But now I'm in too deep
You see it's got me so that I just can't sleep

Oh get me out of here, please get me out of here

Just help me I'll do anything, anything

If you'll just help me get out of here.



I was tagged by Alie again and this time I had to take a picture of what was in my fridge.
Here ya go, nothing too exciting except that pie that's still in there.

That's all I know.




Wednesday, December 28, 2005

christmas '05

Cuz you've got me on your shelf and I just sit here
Thinking about when everything was right
And you say you don't got any answers
Well I'm tired of you not making up your mind


Christmas 2005 wasn’t too bad. We had plenty to eat, there was no controversy, and the gifts were generally good. It also seemed that the gifts I bought for my family were well received--not that I really took a leap of faith on them.

For my bro I bought a $50 gift certificate at Best Buy, which should go well. My Mom got a gift certificate to Bath and Body works. I perused B&BW for a good five minutes when I decided that I was completely out of my element and had not even a clue as to what did what and all those mysterious pink baskets…ugh. So I just went with the gift card and got the fuck out of Dodge.

For my Dad I bought a Die Cast model of whoever drives the 2005 Army sponsored dealyo. Those cars are very detailed and very expensive ($50), but I knew he would like it since he has a shrine of these cars in his office.

Then I got some really good gifts which I will show you later on, but I have to say something about Christmas eve.

Christmas eve after supper my dad asked me if I wanted to play cribbage. Cribbage is probably the only board game that I enjoy. I love the banter, the style of counting, and how simple and difficult it can be at the same time. I grew up playing tons of games with my Dad and it was always fun. Recently my former roommate and I would play about 400 games of cribbage in a two month period and never got sick of it.

This time I hadn’t played my Dad in a couple years, but I really wanted to banter away, so I obliged.

Very quickly my Dad realized that I had discovered certain strategies for his traps and I was even setting some for myself. One would start out lying down a “7” and the other would pause and think about how to play it.
-I could lay my 8 for a 15-2 but keep the run wide open
-I could lay my 7 and double up, but he could have another 7

Then if he did lay down an “8” would he have the other cards to finish off the run?

We both were asking these questions constantly, but I was destroyed by his years of playing. My poker face was reduced to girlish giggling and thus he knew exactly what I had. Out of the seven games we played, he smoked me in six of those games and nearly DOUBLE skunked me on one occasion.

I have never played such dramatic cribbage games in my life.


This was the first gift from my stocking. Cool gift and all but I work for the company that makes these and I can get these whenever I want. Somehow I thought that maybe I should act surprized and excited, but I couldn't do it.


I enjoy music, movies, and sports to name a few and my parents aren't terribly fond of music, haven't seen a movie in years, and they know I'm a die hard Vikings fan. So every year I get a Vikings something-or-other and it's always the ugliest crap ever. This is actually a pullover, but one side is this ugly ass yellow fleese color and this is the other purple side. Either way I look like a purple (or yellow) bell when I wear it. I do appreciate it though.




This year my Mom actually bought better and more useful gifts than my Dad, which is probably the first. I opened up this gift and shouted,
"Ohh 600 thread count! That's awesome" (don't ask me why I know that) and looked around and tried to go back in time and stop that incredibly feminine comment.
These sheets are pretty damn sweet though. It's like silk or something.


My Bro always knows what to get me. He knows how much I'm addicted to first player war games. I'm sure I'll be addicted to this in a couple weeks.


then there's this which was in my stocking with those other things. It's a one day pass to the Maplewood Community Center, which was my former community center before my Mom ratted me out and take me off the family plan. Then Maplewood wanted to charge me $500 dollars for a membership. Again, am I supposed to act excited that I got this?


Another present from my Dad and it's cool and everything, but I don't "do" polo and when would I ever wear this? It's still cool though.


My Mom then got me some towels which were much needed since my old ones smell like mold. When my parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas I told them to surprize me since I don't like asking for particulair gifts. My Mom did a great jorb though.


I then decided to buy some gifts for myself, so I went shopping yesterday and bought: An apple pie, Terminator 2 (in honor of Jeff Reardon's jewerly busting), a watchband which didn't fit my watch, and a notebook. This was the best Christmas ever!


Yeah, then there's this crap that was in yesterday's paper. bleh

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Smoking about Crap

He could not help but hang his eyes
her beauty held him so.
If this was not a state of Grace
then, Grace, he'd never know.


Holiday went great!

Now on to the bitching.

Crap List

1. Packers and Vikings
I watched the whole Packer/Bears game hoping the Packers would win and I felt really, really dirty. Basically I have come to the conclusion that Brett Favre sucks complete ass and it shouldn’t even be a debate whether he should retire.

When you’re 38 years old and you throw at least 28 interceptions, you probably should retire. Favre threw one of the worst/weakest passes I have seen in awhile with that interception returned back. And what the fuck was with that guy wearing a “Tigger” costume?

Clearly the weirdest feeling was rooting for the Packers and knowing your relatives were rooting--to a lesser extent--as much as I was. It was, however, fun mocking the role of a Packer fan,
“Oh don’t worry Hog, we got the magic of Lambeau behind the mighty Pack.”
“Oh and don’t forget we have one of the greatest quarterbacks in the history of the world in Brett Favre.”

It all went to crap because the Packers lost anyways.
Not that it really mattered in the end because the god damn Vikings lost to the Ravens killing all playoff hopes and making next weeks game more meaningless than a preseason game.

I guess there’s nothing to say about that game except that Brian Billick makes hilarious facial gestures. Especially when he’s pissed off.

2. Minneapolis repeals the smoking ban
First of all I want to say that it is completely retarded to have a hardcore ban in Hennepin (Minneapolis) county and not in Ramsey (St. Paul) county. Basically when they banned smoking from all establishments in Minneapolis all the smokers migrated to St. Paul where they were allowed to smoke. The bar owners in Minneapolis were then losing money from the lack of smokers and a bunch were about to go under.

For the record they should’ve banned smoking in the entire metro area because it will eventually happen one day.

When the smoking ban was in tacked though, it was unbelievable. You could walk into any bar in Minneapolis, any bar on E block, head right over to the bar, and breathe in, breathe out, and it’s all fresh air. No stinky clothes the next morning, no annoying smokers blowing their stank in your direction, and no used butts anywhere.
In my opinion, it was one of the best decisions ever.

A couple weeks ago the ban was repealed due to the lack of business and those smokeless bars are now filled with smokers.

Ugh

Think of it this way, imagine everyone decides to go to White Castle BEFORE bar time and everyone decides to eat 20 sliders. Also imagine that the methane that is blown out of our asses come bar time and given stink lines to point out where all the smell of ass is located. Lets say that for years it’s a norm to go to the bar and blow ass from the sliders you just ate and the lingering stink lines and scent of ass completely fills the bar.

I don’t know, that would be pretty annoying and disgusting.

Yet make that story more realistic (normal stinky methane, no stink lines, no health problems from second hand ass smell, ect) and smoking is still more disgusting, unhealthy, needlessly expensive, and addicting.

It’s like all the crack heads voting for a “no crack tax“ in Metropoapolis and winning.

Those analogies are very shaky, I admit, but I don’t understand how Hennepin county could be so stupid as to allow it and not think of St. Paul.

3. NBA on Christmas
Forget it David Stern, there’s no way the NBA will come close to rivaling the NFL in ‘traditional games on holidays’. You can hype the games as much as you want, but I’m just not going to care about it.

Kobe scores 62 in three quarters? What a ball hog
Spurs Vs. Pistons in a rematch of the ‘05 Finals? Were those the two teams in the finals?

Here’s a stat that you’ll never hear from ESPN,

NBA average attendance per game: 16,459

NHL average attendance per game: 16,723 (despite the year long NHL strike all of last year)

Yeah that’s kinda telling isn’t it?


I got some dumb (but funny) gifts so I’ll talk about them tomorrow.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Picking My Nose

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Beacuse all the while
I can see for miles and miles


Thursday during the day…

I had to come to work a bit early to tie up some loose ends so I was ready to get the crap done and start my weekend. I round the corner and notice that the elevator doors are closing,

“Woah, hold on a sec. Hold the door!”

And I stepped over the threshold and look up at none other than Fuckface himself. At that point I was seriously thinking of stepping out, but how the hell do you do that? Might as well take a steaming dump on this hands and piss in his ear then- I don’t piss in anyone’s ear so I greated him with a,
“Hey ‘Fuckface’, how’s it going?”

“If I knew it was you rounding the corner I would’ve let the door close.” replied Fuckface.

Normally when coworkers say that they’re just pulling your chain and trying to start some shit. The look that Fuckface gave was a slight grin and he didn’t exactly convey the ‘I’m-just-pulling-your-chain’ look.

So the doors close and now I want to drop the gloves and tear him apart. It wasn’t awkward as it was vengeful, but I keep all those feelings inside. Instead I said,
“It’s been kinda warm out.” with an overly eccentric smile because that’s how I hide outstanding rage. Apparently that’s how Fuckface deals with those same feelings too and replied,
“yeah It’s kinda nice. Just in time for Christmas.”

It was the stupidest fucking conversation ever with us wearing our “overly smiling” masks yet knowing full well that we--at least I--want to beat the crap out of each other.

Boof: “Well, have a Merry Christmas!”
Fuckface: “Yeah and the same to you!”

Good lord I want to take a dump in his desk drawer.

Picks

NY Giants @ Washington
What the hell is wrong with the Redskins? I wish they could just decide on whether they want to be in the playoffs or not. This Redskins bullshit is getting old.
Redskins 27 Giants 20

Dallas @ Carolina
Same goes to the Cowboys. Are they good or what? I don’t know. I hope they lose though.
Panthers 20 Cowboys 6

Atlanta @ Tampa Bay
Ugh then these two fucking teams are no better than Dallas and Washington.
Bucs 23 Falcons 14

San Francisco @ St. Louis
Ah here we go, two teams that I can safely say, sucks. This is even more interesting (or not) in that St. Louis has a new quarterback. I wouldn’t pay to see it though.
Rams 17 49ers 13

Tennessee @ Miami
Miami destroys the crappy Titans.
Dolphins 35 Titans 17

Detroit @ New Orleans
Oh….God, Christ. Throw it away and send it to hell.
Saints 20 Lions 10

Buffalo @ Cincinnati
Have you ever stuck your head in a cannon? The Bill are essentially doing just that by playing this game. Chad Johnson should blow up (clap……clap)
Bengals 45 Bills 7

Jacksonville @ Houston
What a Christmas present this is for Jacksonville.
Jaguars 20 Titans 17

Pittsburgh @ Cleveland
Interesting. I would say the Browns have a chance if it weren’t played outside, and if Pittsburgh had a bad defense, and they weren’t good.
Steelers 24 Browns 3

San Diego @ Kansas City
It’s about time a team put KC out of its’ misery.
Chargers 35 Chiefs 24

Philadelphia @ Arizona
???? Eagles I guess
Eagles 23 Cards 17

Indianapolis @ Seattle
Ah the matchup of the year…if it were week 10. Lets see, for the Colts: 1. The coaches 18 year old son just passed (I think this is the same kid that would remove the tee from kickoffs during those Vikings/Denny Green years. Remember that?) 2. The Colts have nothing to play for. 3. This is a non conference game which means Jack Shit for them.
This game is just as bad as Detroit/New Orleans I sure as hell wont watch too hard.
Seahawks 24 Colts 23

Oakland @ Denver
Denver’s gotta compete with the Bengals (who have the Bill’s head in their cannon), so I guess Denver will make sure they win this.
Broncos 31 Raiders 6

New England @ NY Jets
Pffff whatever
Patriots 31 Jets 7

Chicago @ Green Bay
Usually I look at this game and say,
“God, I hope they both fucking lose.” but I don’t know this time.
Hmmmm. *sigh* well I-hmmm-I don’t-er I uh
GO PACKERS PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE beat the stupid Bears!

It doesn’t look good though.
Bears 27 Packers 8

Minnesota @ Baltimore

The Vikings haven’t had that one mind numbing loss in a couple months. In the past the Vikings would’ve whooped the Steelers and then get blown out by the Ravens. I think the Vikings will actually grind this one out but it wont be pretty. This game may come down to field goals unless a defense runs one back.
Vikings 13 Ravens 9

As for the other picks,
Ron killed both me and Hannes by rolling up a 14-2 record. Hannes and myself tied again so we’re still tied.

Bitch.

Happy holidays everyone!




Week 13
EricHannesRonBoof
NY Giants @ Washington
Redskins
Giants
Giants
Redskins
Dallas @ Carolina
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers

Atlanta @ Tampa Bay
Bucs
Bucs
Bucs
Bucs

San Francisco @ St. Louis
Rams
Rams
Rams
Rams

Tennessee @ Miami
Dolphins
Dolphins
Dolphins
Dolphins

Detroit @ New Orleans
Saints
Lions
Lions
Saints

Buffalo @ Cincinnati
Bengals
Bengals
Bengals
Bengals

Jacksonville @ Houston
Texans
Jaguars
Jaguars
Jaguars

Pittsburgh @ Cleveland
Browns
Steelers
Steelers
Steelers

San Diego @ Kansas City
Chiefs
Chargers
Chargers
Chagers

Philadelphia @ Arizona
Cards
Eagles
Cards
Eagles

Indianapolis @ Seattle
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks

Oakland @ Denver
Broncos
Broco
Broncos
Broncos

Chicago @ Green Bay
Bears
Bears
Bears
Bears

Minnesota @ Baltimore
Vikings
Ravens
Vikings
Vikings

New England @ NY Jets
Patriots
Patriots
Patriots
Patriots

Last Week(0-16)
(11-5)(0-0)(14-2)(11-5)
Overall(111-109)(137-83)(8-8)(114-106)(137-83)

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Time For... You Know

If I had one wish, I would wish for two
For me and you to be happy
With the way things are, sometimes gets hard
But, we've come so far to be happy


-I kinda think the Yankees overpaid Johnny Damon (32) to play CF and leadoff for the Yankees. Also, what a fucking douche bag. Who the hell signs with the most hated, fiercest rival in the Yankees after all that crap the last five years? That and now he’s gotta shave his beard and mongoloidal hair to play for the evil pin stripes.

It’s a good thing he plays CF and not RF because those Red Sox fans will throwing a lot more than quarters.

-Now the Yankees lineup looks like:
Damon
Jeter
Arod
Sheffield
Matsui
Giambi
Posada
Cano

And then whoever wants to DH.

The one thing (well, notable thing) is that everyone on that lineup makes over 10M a year. All except Robinson Cano who makes $380k. I’d feel a little jipd if I was Cano.

-ESPN’s dream sequence:
Danica Patrick joins the NBA and plays for a team called the Yankees where her teammate is LeBron James. The Yankees then play against the Red Sox featuring Terrell Owens and Tedy Bruschi.

Stuart Scott and Dick Vitale do the play-by-play.

After that game, ESPN pulls the plug.

-Twins let go of Jacque Jones and signed Tony Bautista at their 3B option. Basically they gave up an annoying hitter and apparently received the MOST annoying hitter in Bautista.
Bautista’s stats show that all he does is swing for the fences and will have a TON of bad at-bats.

GRRREEEAAAAT!!!

-I was talking to Hog’s gf last weekend about the Iowa Hawkeyes and her family. She mentioned how she made a promise to her Grandpa never to root for the “Minnesota Rodents” ever.

That made me think about my family. I pretty much hate all the teams they all root for (Packers, Badgers, Bears, Hawkeyes). In fact, my relatives and myself don’t root for the same teams at all. It goes without saying that I’m going to cock off at them if they want to bring up the subject.

-Speaking of which, I’m going to be rooting for the packers as much as I ever will. After they got killed on Monday against Baltimore, I’m really not terribly confident that the Packers will beat the bears, but they have to! I may be going to the game of the year on January 1st!

-I guess the seats are right between the goal posts, so I thought about making a sign. I think the best sign ever will be a “Fire Millen” sign. It will be the start of a longstanding tradition.

-4 day weekend and what am I gonna do? I have no idea.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Good Game

This isn't what I had in
This isn't what I had in mind
But you know
And I know
Its all I need and a little bit more


Okay, okay just gotta breathe. Fuckface is a god damn backstabbing idiot and that’s that.

Just breathe. In.

Out.
In.

Out.

I do have the pictures to prove that he’s wrong too.

Out.
In.

Anyways,

I take pride knowing that I’m the fantasy football asshead who constantly brags when I beat your damn team. It’s nothing personal, I just want to get a rise out of everyone. Just a little friendly backlash is all I need, so whenever I do this,

Boof: You’re so going down this weekend!
Otherdude: yeah, whatever

It usually ends there.

Hog IM’d me earlier last week with,

Hog: I will destroy your team. With every Houszmanzadadiejf touchdown I will laugh in your face. (or something like that)

Boof: yeah well after every Chris Chambers touchdown I’m going to hysterically laugh and jack-off simultaneously right in front of you.

I am always the one who instigates it and the one who rides it all weekend, so I was amazed when Hog sat next to me this weekend and said,

“You are so going down this weekend. If there is one team in the league that I want to beat the most, it is without a doubt, yours. I can feel it too. You’re going to lose and I’m going to love every second of beating your ass.”

Something like that and it came right out of nowhere. I wasn’t ready for a rebuttal and the flame started to rise.

“We’ll see, I don’t want to make you cry or anything.” I replied

And he continued on with the bashing.

His team started the year going winless for the first 12 weeks of the year and lately has won the last three consecutive so he was getting very cocky. My team has kinda cooled down and it’s been hit or miss lately.

It was on.

After leaving BW’s at around 3:30 on Sunday I was thinking that Hog actually had the match up sown up with Rudi Johnson, Kevin Jones, and Alge Crumpler left to play. At the end of the night I was down by about ten points with my tight end left to play on Monday night. I was feeling dejected, down on my luck, and very humble until Monday night when my last player, Todd Heap went crazy against the Packers.

The ten points were immediately made up and I had plenty *PLENTY* to beat Hog’s team and to secure the President’s Cup for the entire year.

Three game winning streak, snapped.
Dreams of splitting the series, destroyed.

And here I am, twisting the knife. It works both ways because when he beats me (hypothetically of course) he’ll be more than welcome to do the same in his own way.

Until then, BOOOOOOYAAAAAAAA

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Christmas Extravaganza

Tattoo your name on my arm.
I always said my girl’s my good luck charm.
If she could find a reason to forgive,
Then I could find a reason to live.


Tbone: “Doesn’t Viagra like screw up your liver if you drink excessively?
Raymond: Then stop drinking.
Tbone: “Just because I had Viagra doesn’t mean I’m going to stop drinking!”

That was probably the quote of the night from Hog’s Christmas Extravaganza. Tbones liver didn’t explode nor did he admit having an erection, but it may have been covered up by the adult diaper he was wearing.

The main feature of the Extravaganza is the gift exchange where everyone buys a gag gift and they randomly get tossed around to everyone at the party. This could’ve been the best year ever with the gifts.

-An Arnold Schwarzenegger DVD “Pumping Iron” along with a 2.5lbs. Weight.
-A 5 pack of adult diapers
-A cheeseburger with one bite already taken out of it.
-license plate clips with Taco Johns salsa packets. One seeled pack and one already opened

I bought this Jones Soda holiday pack which includes Turkey and Gravy Soda, Brusselsprout soda, Wild Herb Stuffing soda, and Pumpkin Pie soda. It was originally $12 at Target around Thanksgiving but I’m sure no one bought any and they were on the clearance rack for $6 last week. I actually thought it was a good gift because I was interested in how Turkey and Gravy soda (or Pop as we say) tastes.

I tried all of them and: Surprise! They all tasted like crap. I was very disappointed.

Anyway everyone woke up on Sunday morning randomly passed out on Hog’s floor with ripped up wrapping paper, adult diapers worn out and thrown randomly, a half eaten cheeseburger lying around, and cans of empty beer cans everywhere. It was beautiful.

Hog’s girlfriend, had she been conscience at the time, would never have let that apartment get to that point, so if you have an opportunity, you take it! And run with it or whatever.

I did get a great gift from Hog though. He found me some grape Big League Chew somewhere and I have finally reacquainted myself with a long lost friend (grape bubblegum).
What a great Christmas so far!

Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas Crap

This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be, will soon be
Will soon be gone
This is a kind of magic


I’ve been tagged by Alie. Therefore I need to write about the “5 weirdest habits about myself” and then I gotta “tag” 5 others to do the same.

I don’t know how weird these are but I think someone might think they’re weird.

1. I walk very fast. The only time I know this is when I’m walking along side anyone and they’re either huffing and puffing or they’re twenty feet behind me.

2. I eat systematically. This was first pointed out in college whenever I would be eating with anyone.
“What’s wrong with your burger?” one would say.
“Nothing, I haven’t gotten there yet.”
I will always eat my fries and then my burger- never both. It’s just something I’ve always done.

3. I am obsessed with the moon. I will always look for it, stare at it, and make a conscience effort to go out and watch a full moon. It wont be out of the ordinary for me to watch the moon for a couple hours.

4. I cannot stay in my apartment (or wherever I live) for more than a couple hours (other than sleeping). I need to get out and do something, anything. That’s why I go to the gym, go shopping for quick items, and take drives.

5. When I enter a building I will always look for:
-The ductwork
-Where the return and supply ducts are
-where the supply fans are
-how big the ductwork is.
All thanks to my job. Even when I was in the Xcel Energy Center last Thursday I found myself looking up at how everything was done.

Anyways, I pick Ron, Hannes, and Eric (even though he doesn’t do that stuff on his blog) so go and knock yourselves out.

Crap List

1. “Do I give that person a gift or don’t I?”
When this question comes about I usually don’t buy one and it has come to bite me in the ass in the past. The problem is mostly coworkers and acquaintances (role players) because I have a lot of role players in my life and it’s hard enough shopping for three people let alone these other people who I kinda know.
It’s a hard subject to approach because you don’t want to be a dick and ask,
“Uh, are you getting me a present for Christmas or not?”
And then things get very uncomfortable. At least for me.

And if it’s not that there’s the “how much do I spend on person X” because they may give you a present that they paid five bucks for while you’re looking at something for $50. And that always leads to a little awkwardness when the time comes to unwrap presents.
I think I just may buy some Little Debbys just to be safe.

2. Fuck Face
When we last left you Fuck Face was really pissing me off. Now I had a legitimate gripe and I confronted him with my superior.

The problem is that an item is completely wrong and I don’t want to be blamed for the engineering of the job. I tell Fuckface the problem and he give some ridiculously dumbass answer. It’s so bad that I really wanted to show the guy a 4th grade science book about how heat rises and then throw the fucking book at him.

So I confront “have a meeting” with the guy with my superior. I show him this item and how heat has an effect on this item and apparently heat isn’t the problem.

What?

Oh yeah, it’s how the item is installed because then heat wouldn’t have any sort of effect on this item.

I held back, not trying to be condescending in the least bit. Fuckface had this long-drawn out reason--which was COMPLETE bullshit--and my superior basically plays the ‘do what he tells you’ card.

Have you ever worked under complete idiots? It will drive you insane!

Anyways Fuckface learned the error of his means and instead of saying,
“oh, yeah I fucked up. I’m sorry.” he’s going behind my back and having another department fix something else to remedy the item just to prove me wrong. And of course my superior doesn’t have a clue.

God I need a vacation.

3. Me for giving my finger an “owwie”.

So I’m heading into the bathroom stall and I slam the door on my pointer finger and the thing swells, and swells, and then before I know it I have stinky puss coming from behind the nail. I didn’t notice until I was watching Friends late at night while eating Doritos and I caught a whiff of my finger and…yuck. I turned on the light and sure enough, there was a bit of puss spewing from underneath my fingernail.

I hate it when my finger gets all big and fat and hurty and when puss comes out of it.

Friday, December 16, 2005

And It Comes Down to The Last 3 Weeks

I want those feeble minded axes overthrown
I'm not into your passport picture I just like your nose
You welcome me with open arms and open legs
I know only fools have needs but this one never begs


The first day off since September and it was great.

I bought some presents for my family, ate fast food breakfast, and went to the wild game. It was great.


Picks

Tampa Bay @ New England
What a crazy game this will be. Tampa seems to be playing pretty good and Peter King ranks the Patriots as the third best team in football. I guess the Patriots because it’s in Foxboro in December and Tom Brady is the quarterback (at least I think he is).
Patriots 27 Bucs 13

Kansas City @ NY Giants
Eli’s been getting lucky the past couple weeks and Kansas City seems pissed especially after that Dallas game last week. I don’t know what else to say
Chiefs 31 Giants 23

Denver @ Buffalo
Remember how I said that Buffalo plays great at home? Well they don’t and they just flat-out suck.
Broncos 35 Bills 13

Arizona @ Houston
You

Gotta


Be

Kidding me!
Ahhhhh we’ll just say Arizona
Cards 28 Texans 20

Seattle @ Tennessee
Could Seattle’s schedule get any easier? Two games against the Rams, Cards, and 49’s and include Tennessee, and the Texans. That’s 8 games right there. Although I shouldn’t talk, the Vikings have had an equally easy schedule.
Seahawks 42 Titans 16

San Diego @ Indianapolis
What a disappointing team San Diego is. Plus they suck through the air.
Colts 42 Chargers 23

Carolina @ New Orleans
Who cares
Panthers 21 Saints 17

NY Jets @ Miami
Again… who cares
Dolphins 27 Jets 21

Philadelphia @ St. Louis
Ugh… I think the Rams defense is much worse than the Eagles offense. And that’s not saying a lot.
Eagles 17 Rams 6

San Francisco @ Jacksonville
Give me a break. Doesn't even desearve to be highlighted.
Jaguars 27 49ers 9

Cleveland @ Oakland
So much for the Raiders this year. Hey Al Davis, want a shit sandwich?
Browns 24 Raiders 21

Cincinnati @ Detroit
"Fire Matt Millen" will take the place of any “Save Ferris”, “John 3:16”, or any “Hi Mom” sign.

Bengals 30 Lions 17

Dallas @ Washington
Redskins are just too depressing of a team to root for. I can’t depend on them anymore
Cowboys 30 Redskins 10

Atlanta @ Chicago
Oooooh I really want the Falcons to win SO BAD. I don’t think it’ll happen with game. Although Vick has played well in cold weather.
Bears 20 Falcons 14

Green Bay @ Baltimore
Yuck
Packers 31 Ravens 3

Pittsburgh @ Minnesota
The Steelers have a great defense and the Vikings have an average offense. Vikings have been awesome defensively especially against the run, the Steelers like to run. Therefore this game should be a good one. I think it will once again come down to the Vikings offensive line. If they play well, the Vikings have a good chance. The fans will be crazy and perhaps the Vikings defense will blow up. I gotta go Steelers though. Dammit
Steelers 31 Vikings 13

Prove me wrong guys, prove me wrong.

As for the current standing, Hannes and I are now tied. It all comes down to the last three weeks.

So wadduya say Hannes, YOU UP FOR IT? BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!





Week 13
EricHannesAliecat46,XYBoof
Tampa Bay at New England

Patriots

Patriots
Patriots
Kansas City @ NY Giants

Chiefs

Giants
Chiefs
Denver @ Buffalo

Broncos

Broncos
Broncos
Arizona @ Houston

Cards

Texans
Cards
Seattle @ Tennessee

Seahawks

Seahawks
Seahawks
San Diego @ Indianapolis


Colts

Chargers
Colts
Carolina @ New Orleans

Panthers

Panthers
Panthers
NY Jets @ Miami

Dolphins

Dolphins
Dolphins
Philadelphia @ St. Louis

Eagles

Rams
Eagles
San Francisco @ Jacksonville

Jaguars

Jaguars
Jaguars
Cleveland @ Oakland

Raiders

Raiders
Browns
Cincinnati @ Detroit

Bengals

Bengals
Bengals
Dallas @ Washington

Cowboys

Redskins
Cowboys
Atlanta @ Chicago

Bears

Bears
Bears
Green Bay @ Baltimore

Ravens

Ravens
Packers
Pittsburgh @ Minnesota

Steelers

Steelers
Steelers
Last Week(9-7)(11-5)(0-0)(9-7)(10-6)
Overall(111-93)(126-78)(8-8)(100-104)(126-78)

Thursday, December 15, 2005

QB's

When the feelin' is ended
There ain't no use pretendin'
Don't ya worry - it's only love


-This weekend is the 5th annual Christmas drunk fest that me and the buddies have in St. Peter. This year it didn’t take me nearly as long to buy a gift as it did in years past. In years past I bought an inflatable sheep, a Wu Tang Clan shirt, and gay porn. Last year I had no idea what to buy and I settled for a bunch of Hello Kitty folders inside a trapper keeper thing and on the folders I had a bunch of swear words written in pen.

This year I bought something that is not related to sex (at least I don’t think it is), but I know I would be happy if I got it!

-I just bought Queen Live from Wembley Stadium. I feel very confident when I say that Freddy Mercury is, without a doubt, the best front man ever. Ever.
When a music DVD gets your heart pumping you know it’s good!

-I’m going to the Wild game tonight so I had to take a night off of work. The night off couldn’t have came at a better time because work is getting as frustrating as ever. Seriously, it’s just getting sickening and I have been contemplating taking a month off just to grab some sanity and not live life as a vampire.

-The night off is great because I can spend all of today shopping for presents and getting a sweet Antoine Winfield jersey. I can then arrive at the Xcel arena and grab hot dogs without a line because that’s part of the benefit of sitting in the club level.
I should wear a top-hat or something.

-I went shopping for vacuum cleaners last weekend and holy god damn crap is that a bit overwhelming.

Sales lady: Can I help you?
Boof looking blankly at all the vacuum cleaners: uh yeah I’m looking for a vacuum cleaner
Lady: Do you want one that cleans carpets, bagless, one with lots of extensions, or a name brand?
Boof: I want one that sucks and can clean up all my pizza crumbs.
Lady: ooookay, well here’s this one that can clean steps and it comes with a HEPA filter which never goes bad.
Boof: Since when did vacuum cleaners come with HEPA filters? Actually let me tell you where I’m coming from, I’ve been stealing my parents vacuum cleaner which was bought about 20 years ago. It’s a stick with a bag attached to it and it sucks. What do you have that compares to that?
Lady: well, basically everything here is better than whatever you were describing

These new vacuum cleaners look like something out of The Jetsons. They look like little time machines or devices that will make you eggs in the morning. It’s a little creepy. At least it kinda was for me.

So I bought this vacuum cleaner and it’s kinda cool. When you turn it on it sounds like a combustion engine from hell and the light in front is like a spot light. Also you can see all the shit it picks up because it’s all see through and shit. I never thought body hair, lint, and dust could look so cool especially when it spins around and everything. It makes me want to vacuum more.

-Why do some women keep their boyfriends a secret or never ever mention them sometimes? I just don’t get it.

-I was in the library on Monday when I saw season 10 of Friends and I knew I had to get it. I really didn’t want to take it either, but I knew I had to get the show off my case because I think 10 is the last season.

I have now watched all of Friends seasons 8,9 and half of 10 and it’s like a damn drug. I don’t like the show anymore than when it was on tv, but the way how each episode is connected makes you want to watch more.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Biggest Zit I Ever Had

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.


The other day I woke up and found the ugliest whitehead I’ve seen in a long time. I’m not the greatest at discovering crap all over my face-(Tangent: this one time at BW3’s, I had BBQ sauce all over my face and my cousin thought it would be funny not to tell me anything, so I ventured about Minneapolis with crap all over my face without knowing so).

This zit though, was terrible! It was sitting right under my nose in that little valley where Joaquin Phoenix has his scar. It was positioned like it was some sort of cultural spot-mark-thing, but at least it was symmetric with my face so I thought it was kinda cool.


The rule of thumb with zits is that you shouldn’t pop them because they scar up, but sometimes zits can be so ugly that there’s nothing you can do. As I squeeze this zit out, I get flashbacks of the worst ingrown hair/zit I have ever had.

Gather round everyone, Boof’s got a story.

Sophomore year in high school

I was in Advanced Algebra class during ‘question’ time. I was fucking awesome in that class so this was the time where I drift off and write lyrics in my notebook. This one particular morning I was really tired and I stretched back. In the middle of the mild stretching I felt that same odd feeling on the back of my neck that has been there all week.

I figured this was the time to start exploring so I started feeling the back of my neck. Closer, closer, and found it. It was a zit (or ingrown hair) and this was big. It was so damn big that a it could be mistaken for an eye.
The feeling was very odd, sensitive yet hard as a rock and the curiosity grew.

I came home and instantly started grabbing the hand held mirror and attempted the whole mirror angling, James Bond sequence. I then found it.

“ooooOOOH yuck!” This think was really fucking ugly and bigger than I ever thought one could be. You could hang a picture on it. I instantly ripped that thing off and started wondering,
‘If I sat behind someone wearing one of these ugly things, would I tell everyone about it?’ Knowing me, I know I would (I’m telling everyone about it now).

So I do feel really sorry for those people that sat behind me during that semester and I’m waiting for some story about ‘that guy with the huge ugly ass zit on the back of his neck’ to come about.

I honestly don’t feel bad or embarrassed about it though because if you ever have something that big and ugly, you almost have to cherish it and take a picture. That way whenever you meet someone on the street who shows you a picture of their worst zit and says,
“Have you ever had a zit that tops this?” That’s when you bust out Big Charlie and take that stranger to the wood shed.

That’s the place ugly zits/ingrown hairs have in my heart. Now when I wake up with an ugly zit I look back to Big Charlie and weep a little and wait for his grand entrance into the world.

[CUE: My Heart will go on.]

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

My Post Winter/Pre Spring Plans

How many times must I tell you babe,
How many bridges I've got to cross?
How many times must I explain myself
Before I can talk to the boss,


Guerrero, Vladimir
Ortiz, David
Pujols, Albert
Ramirez, Manny
Tejada, Miguel
Soriano, Alfonso

Pitching Staff
Colon, Bartolo
Martinez, Pedro

Looking at that potential lineup (without knowing the other three hitters), do you guys get slight chills as well?
Probably not but holy Christ, what a lineup that is! Of course that partial lineup will probably represent the Dominican Republic at the World Baseball Classic next March.

16 countries have been included in this World Cup of Baseball…or whatever and it’s actually one of the few good ideas that Bud Selig has had while being commissioner.

Look at this pitching staff that Venezuela has:
Johan Santana
Freddy Garcia
K-Rod
Carlos Silva
Carlos Zambrano

That’s just crazy!

This is the kind of tournament that will keep me in my apartment for all of March. Actually from February to April I’ll be in my apartment growing a huge beard and feeding off the three pallet loads of Totinos party pizza that I bought just for that time period.

February is when the Winter Olympics will be held and I love *LOVE* the winter Olympics. I watch downhill skiing, hockey, luge, ski jump, speed skating, and especially the bobsled. I even enjoy watching curling! Someday I will attend the Winter Olympics. Hopefully anyways.

Then of course there is March Madness which is always completely crazy and alongside the tournaments comes the typical snow storm so there really isn’t any need to leave the apartment for three months. I figure that just before the Winter Olympics I’ll cover my whole apartment in poly and cut a hole above the toilet. Then I will just make pizza and watch TV and be happy for ninety days.

I’ll then wake up from my hibernation and throw all that poly on my neighbors balcony so he can throw all that crap away. After all, what are neighbors for.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

It's Just Complete Crap!

Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night


Lets get right down it.

Crap List

1. Chad Johnson for Mike Anderson
I will admit right from the start that I am jealous and bitter, and profusely whining but I do think I have a small reason to be upset.

Here’s how it goes. The fantasy team, Yetti’s are tied for the league lead in the standings and they leading the league in points scored by about 90 points.
The Yetti’s are a very dominant team.

Team Bruce has been struggling all year and most notably their running backs have been constantly getting injured with year end injuries. They came into the week without a running back.

The owner of The Yetti’s and Team Bruce are siblings who live together and I’m sure a conversation went something like this,

Team Bruce: What am I going to do this weekend? I have no more running backs.
Yetti’s: Well I have some running backs. (looks away) I could give you Mike Anderson for….hmmm Chad Johnson (carefully glances at Team Bruce owner).
Team Bruce: Well, he certainly is a good running back and I guess it would take a great wide out to get him. Sure thing.

That’s not what I’m mad about though. I would definitely have tried the same thing and I certainly don’t blame anyone for trying. With our league, for every trade that is proposed, each team owner has to vote ‘yes’ or ‘no’ in order for the trade to go through. That way there’s no collusion or sketchy trades being made in the long run. It takes six ‘yes’ votes for a trade to go down. Very smart idea and full proof if you ask me.

Later on the Commish sends everyone an email about the trade and that we should get back to him with the ‘ay’ or ‘nay’ vote.

I read the potential trade and think,
“Gee the Yetti’s, the most dominant team in the league, wants to add Chad Johnson to his team for his backup running back.”

Let’s just say that I didn’t want to gift wrap the whole league to The Yettis and I send back a stern “NO” reply to the commish.

When talking to Tbone (owner of The Yetti’s) at his house he says,
Tbone: So did you say yes?
Boof: Ah Hell no!
Tbone: Why not?! Team Bruce has no running backs!

And then he got a little mad.

That, is what kinda ticks me off. The lack of empathy. But it doesn’t end there.

The trade was approved by six owners which is enough to make the trade legit.
The owners. of the league. Said yes. To that bull shit trade.

The best team in the league just added Chad Johnson to his team. And he was wondering why I voted “no”.
I must say that I feel like inviting all the owners over to my apartment for a cup of tea, a PowerPoint presentation on why everyone should've vote no, and then a couple of giant pummelings.
Oh, I must say that I was also against the trade because I was playing The Yetti’s this last weekend and when his WR’s score a collective 5 points (including Chad Johnson) and he still manages to flirt with 100 points, that is a little insane.

How the fuck did that trade go through?
Shaun Alexander
Tiki Barber
Antonio Gates
Pittsburgh defense
And Chad Johnson

Oh my dog!

2. My Cable
I have discovered that it takes about four minutes to understand and feel comfortable with a given television program. I know that because my cable shuts itself down every five minutes and it’s incredibly frustrating while watching well, anything interesting.
Any movie that has any sort of a moments are completely destroyed by the instant 15 second blackout. When the cable does get a hole of itself the scene is over and I the movie is now shot because I have this crap going on.
I should ask for next months cable to be free.

Speaking of which, I gotta go watch a movie.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Great Looking Picks Baby!

Sometimes I burn like a dot on the sun
with no one knowing.
But you're keeping me strong.
Moving along with you


Every Sunday my buddies and I head over to Buffalo Wild Wings (BW3’s) to watch football. BW3’s has about 30 Tvs with all the different football games on each television. The crowd is about 60% Vikings fans, 25% Bears fans, and 10% Packer fans, and the rest root for the Steelers. Last Sunday was very odd because alongside the Vikings game was the Bears/Packers game on just about every other TV in the joint.

Everyone knows that if the Bears lose to the Packers, the Vikings have a chance at the division on New Years Day. Therefore us Vikings fans were sort of rooting for the Packers--Ok, ok it’s not like we were wearing cheese heads, drinking Miller lite, and licking our lips to Brett Farve but it was enough to give a little “yeaaaaaah” after every good Packer play.

Us Vikings fans were finally openly rooting for Favre to make some plays, and all I can say is, yuck. Those were some of the worst passes I have seen. Every time the Packers were driving, Favre would throw some flyball that would fall in play. Like every week this season, a Bears DB would run these interceptions back for a touchdown.

If Daunte would throw such a ball, he’d be clotheslined by the media and all the Daunte hating fans. Brett Favre doesn’t get this split anywhere, locally or nationally!

I guess my point is, why is the situation so different between these two quarterbacks?

When the Packers did score a touchdown this guy wearing a Vikings jersey stood up and cheered. His buddy then tugs at his jersey and says,
“Don’t do that. I know what you mean but it just doesn’t feel right. Please just stop it.”

Picks

Oakland @ NY Jets
Man, Randy Moss has really sucked ass since his injury. Perhaps that Moss trade was a bit of a push?
This game sucks big fat Oprah ass.
Raiders 31 Jets 10

Chicago @ Pittsburgh
I guess Rothlesburger (or whatever) will be playing dispite being injured. Kyle Orton will just be trying not to fuck up. There could easily be three defensive touchdowns in this game. Basically this game comes down to the quarterbacks and I thing Orton sucks more than an injured Rothleskjosidasdfberger.
Steelers 24 Bears 17

Tampa Bay @ Carolina
Last time these guys played, the Panthers defense smoked the crap out of Chris Simms in Tampa. I’m still bitter at Tampa for missing that chip shot in Chicago too. Me and Dave Dahl both.
Panthers 31 Bucs 9

Indianapolis @ Jacksonville
Last time these teams played, Jacksonville held the Colts to ten points! In Indianapolis!
I have to go with the Colts but I would be surprised if the Jags pull the upset
Colts 27 Jaguars 17

Houston @ Tennessee
Yuck
Titans 31 Texans 13

New England @ Buffalo
The Bills play awesome at home.

There’s really nothing else to say.

Bills 20 Patriots 10

Cleveland @ Cincinnati
Total destruction!
Bengals 35 Browns 14

San Francisco @ Seattle
Didn’t Seattle just play San Francisco last Monday night? Could they shut out two teams in six days? Either way they’ll destroy the damn 49ers. Why even play Shawn Alexander?
Seahawks 49 49ers 18

NY Giants @ Philadelphia
The Eagles officially have no one left on offense. Micheal Strahan will line up with no one going against him. Giants defense will thus dominate. Unless Eli screws it up for them.
Giants 35 Eagles 17

Washington @ Arizona
Oh good lord. People paid to see this?
Redskins 24 Cards 17

Miami @ San Diego
Chargers blow the shit out of Miami
Chargers 42 Dolphins 21

Baltimore @ Denver
Yuck
Broncos 38 Ravens 10

Kansas City @ Dallas
Basically the Chiefs running attack will destrominate the Cowboys.
Chiefs 27 Cowboys 19

Detroit @ Green Bay
That was a bit weird seeing that fan get destrominated by the Ford Field security guard. The fan was holding up a “Fire Millen” sign and was simply walking around the stands as everyone ignored the game and cheered on the sign. Out of nowhere this guard comes and takes him down with a running start.
They then show Millen laughing about the ordeal. Once he noticed he was on tv, he quickly tried to wipe the smile away and gave this fakey seriously look. Why do the Lions organization like this guy so much? I guess it keeps him away from the announcers booth, which he really fucking sucked at.
Packers 28 Lions 13

New Orleans at Atlanta
Another stinker for Monday night.
Falcons 24 Saints 21

St. Louis @ Minnesota
The dome will be rockin! If the Rams decide to run, Pat Williams will fall on the guy or break through the line and once Harvard sees a giant fatass waving his arms, he’ll toss it deep to…Sharper. Sharper may have another great game. Despite all that, this seems eerily close to a game the Vikings look over and lose with a last second field goal. I don’t think so though.
Vikings 27 Rams 16

8-5 woah……..baby!

I forgot to send out the football lineups to everyone until today, so I’ll put those in sometime this week. I can already tell you that I’M NOW IN THE LEAD BEOTCHES!!!



Week 13
EricHannesAliecat46,XYBoof
Oakland @ NY Jets
Jets
Raiders

Raiders
Raiders
Chicago @ Pittsburgh
Steelers
Bears

Bears
Steelers
Tampa Bay @ Carolina
Panthers
Panthers

Panthers
Panthers
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville
Jaguars
Colts

Jaguars
Colts
Houston @ Tennessee
Titans
Titans

Titans
Titans
New England @ Buffalo
Bills
Patriots

Patriots
Bills
Cleveland @ Cincinnati
Bengals
Bengals

Bengals
Bengals
San Francisco @ Seattle
Seahawks
Seahawks

Seahawks
Seahawks
NY Giants @ Philadelphia
Eagles
Giants

Giants
Giants
Washington @ Arizona
Cards
Redskins

Redskins
Redskins
Miami @ San Diego
Chargers
Chargers

Chargers
Chargers
Baltimore @ Denver
Broncos
Broncos

Broncos
Broncos
Kansas City @ Dallas
Cowboys
Cowboys

Chiefs
Chiefs
Detroit @ Green Bay
Packers
Packers

Packers
Packers
New Orleans @ Atlanta
Falcons
Falcons

Falcons
Falcons
St. Louis @ Minnesota
Vikings
Vikings

Vikings
Vikings
Last Week(10-6)(11-5)(0-0)(11-5)(13-3)
Overall(102-86)(115-73)(8-8)(91-97)(116-72)