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Monday, January 23, 2006

Painting Crap

You know you you can't stop it, so don't rock it
You know you got it
Hey, but are you gettin' it?
Ooh, really gettin' it?
Come get it from me

Man those s games yesterday kinda sucked.

Crap List

1. People who fall through the ice.
This has been one of the warmest summers ever. It hasn’t even dropped below 0 yet and we are coming out of the coldest stretch of the year. Since the beginning of Christmas temperatures have been above normal and whenever it drops below freezing, it’s something to make note of.
Despite all that people are still being idiots about ice fishing and nearly every day we’re hearing about someone being rescued out of some nearby lake. I have an idea, lets not save those people at all. Lets just hope that they packed a life preserver and will find a way out. It’s natural selection at its best.
Above all that, people will still drive vehicles on the ice way too early in the year. Not just Geos but half ton pickup trucks at that! Between the weather, numerous signs, and common sense there really is no excuse.

Here’s exactly what I would do if I were a sheriff.

Yeah that’s what I’d do!

2. Tree hugger!
So some guy will be dumping oil in a nearby lake or simply throwing trash on the ground. You walk up to him and tell him,
“Hey, please pick that up. There’s a trash can over there.” He then retaliates with,
“Pff whatever. You stupid tree hugger!”

Now I don’t consider myself to be an “environmentalist” at all because I believe they are the crazy people that climb trees and live in them and don the dreadlocks. Nothing wrong with those people but they may interpret things a little differently.
What I’m talking about is the common sense issues when it comes to the environment. Like dumping couches on the side of the road or not checking your boat for mussels. That’s the kind of ignorance I’m talking about and when you confront them about it their retaliation is simply to yell “tree hugger” as if that justifies their extreme laziness.
That’s the argument they give: don’t do that--tree hugger. And you can’t even get them to think about anything.


Here’s another painting.

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