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Monday, August 28, 2006

Wireless Crap

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part


Crap List

1. Any pitcher other than Johan Santana for Cy Young
It’s last year all over again. Roy Halliday is now the favorite for Cy Young according to those idiots at ESPN. One guy even went as far as to say Justin Verlander for Cy Young. Justin Verlander (aka: Mr. NOT August).

They are basing all this off of one stat and the stat isn’t really a ‘pitcher’s stat’. They are basing this completely on the pitcher’s record which is bull shit. If a pitcher can throw a complete game shutout and STILL take a loss then the stat is bullshit. Santana leads in ERA, K’s, WHIP, and K/9: the REAL pitcher’s stats and still everyone ignores all that for wins.

When I get my own sports network I am going to make sure the Twins lead every broadcast and if it’s the off-season we’ll still have stories about how great they are.
That’s what I would do!

2. People who are gone
I had something to submit last week at work so I submit it to a certain individual. The next day I find out that the person is on vacation until the end of the week so I submit it to the next individual.

Come back the next day and she’s on vacation… go through the process again,
And THAT person is gone. I spent a week trying to get one thing ready for next week and no one is around to help me. FOUR PEOPLE, and they are all gone for the week! Whenever you need one person, they are never around. Never!

Oh but they’re always around when you don’t need them.

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I guess I don’t have much to bitch about. I’m actually happy because I have my wireless working and I can literally walk around the house and surf the net…if I had another arm of course but I could sit on the crapper and surf the net if I wanted to. How’s that for efficiency.

I could surf porn by the mail box waiting for the mailman.

I could watch a baseball game as take a blowjob in the garage

I could add new myspace friends as I sit in my roommate’s tanning bed…that is, if I wanted to sit in a tanning bed

I could talk on IM while I throw golf balls from the deck at the sorry son of a bitches stuck in the sand trap.

1 comment:

Eric Wormann said...

Whoa whoa whoa...back up. Your roommate has a tanning bed?