As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues
-With opening day happening a couple days ago I can’t help but to be glued onto uniwatch who keeps tabs on all the different uniform malfunctions. It’s generally really informative and it highlights all the quirky things that everyone things off when a uniform just isn’t right. For instance the Twins black band on their right sleeve is in honor of Herb Carneal. The Yankees have a similar band for the deal of Corey Lidle.
What I don’t get about uniwatch is this guys weird love of socks and stirrups. It’s clearly seems to be a weird fetish of his and he points out every hitter that has correctly proportioned stirrups.
-I’ve also received word that the giant Jug of Milk in right field is NO LONGER THERE!!!!!
Rejoice! Rejoice for someone finally got the notion that a giant milk carton looks really stupid out there.
-I also noticed that the baggy has a cool sawed off bat for an adtertisement. Quite the change from a Ram’s grill or a side view of a truck.
-I find it kinda funny that the Twins game recap for last nights game include the weight of Joe Nathan’s newborn daughter. Nathan had to come to the game really late and was even given a fancy police escort from the hospital if the Twins needed his services. As it turns out they didn’t but I still think it’s kinda cool.
-I have found out that baseball saves. Last week I was a bit in the dumps, I had trouble sleeping at night and things just weren’t going well. As it turns out, all I needed was baseball (and the mlb.tv premium package….a god sent), and I guess a 3 game winning streak by my favorite team doesn’t hurt but now I’m feeling kinda fuckin good.
-I watched Idiocracy last night and it’s about how all the dumb people reproduce making the world completely stupid in the future. It’s pretty funny but also a bit scary if that is even somewhat true because if Kfed keeps procreating as he is, he’ll have his own state.
-This is one of the funniest bits of commentary I’ve ever seen. This guy makes burping an art.
-There's going to be a bunch of Twins fans at the Crystal Buffalo Wild Wings on Saturday for the Twins game so if anyone is interested, let me know and we'll hang out and eat wings...and be merry.