But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.
...that a pitcher's W-L total doesn't mean anything,
19.1 innings pitched
and he has a record of 1-1 (for those out there that are not getting it: A pitcher that does not give up a run but still has a loss is crazy weird)