Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream
make a bad one good make a wrong one right
power of love that keeps you home at night
-When I read the Sunday advertisements I noticed that nearly every store had it's own Transformers giveaway. Best Buy had a dumb comic, Circuit City had a dumb cap, and Target had a Deluxe Edition where the DVD case "transformed" into Optimus Prime.
Which one would you pick?
The picture of the transforming DVD case looked kinda cool in the ad so I figured I'd buy the transforming DVD case.
In case you're thinking about buying it, don't. It's a transformer like a chair that transforms into a chair that you can throw at a wall. It's like a transformer for a really slow person. Slower than me in fact.
-While I'm regaining my 2nd wind of Transformers goodness, I watched the commentary by Michael Bay hoping to hear about how the ideas came about. I learned one thing about that commentary, Michael Bay is completely in love with Michael Bay. In fact a couple times during the commentary it sounds like he's sucking on a popsicle but I'm sure it's his penis because he just cannot stop talking about how awesome he is.
Despite my 2nd wind, I couldn't even finish the commentary because he was on point 58 out of 100 on why he's so awesome. The man is the opposite of humble.
The man who directed Pearl Harbor and Armageddon isn't humble at all. It takes a lot of arrogance to be that unhumble!
-I was talking to someone who is already fretting about Christmas. She's got a bunch of nieces and nephews (ages 1-5) and she came to the conclusion that she's going to buy them savings bonds.
I'm trying to remember what I was like at 5 (basically down about 5 pixie sticks and 10 mountain dews) and how I would react about receiving a savings bond. I think the words, "Christmas", "Ever", "Worst" may be yelled in some denomination and a few may be shed tears if that's what I received from my aunt.
Five year olds don't even know what saving is. Saving is nearly taboo at Five. If not then your kid is going to grow up to be a nerd.
-ALCS game 4, Boston is down 7-2 when Manny Ramirez hits a solo shot. With his team still down by four Manny admires his shot over the center field fence with arms stretched. He then slowly walks to first for his home run trot. Again, his team is still down by 4.
It sounds like a spoof on SNL or something better but the fact that it's Manny and he's serious about it is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.
Yes! Now we're only a grand slam behind! Everyone bow in my presence!
-Next Saturday we're going to Gasthaus for 1)My birthday and 2) Halloween. If you decide to go, just look for Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters because that's who I'm dressing up as.