The rocking horse came
From an old oak tree
Just missed the house
When it was hit by lightning
I have to admit that posting will be a tad sporadic since the NHL Playoffs are in effect. At least that's my excuse.
-I finally found that beef stick
-I did guess Kansas correctly and I have pronounced myself as King Shit I
-Garfield comics are now ruined forever thanks to the website Garfield Minus Garfield. Jon is a fucking nut!
-(insert random complaint about the weather here)
-I burnt my hand on the oven the other day.